Lonely poo

Graffiti seen in a VA rest stop bathroom:

"Here I sit broken hearted/
Tried to shit but only farted/"

Lyrics.

Ben and I discuss Britney Spears

Me: dude what the hell happened to britney spears at the vmas this year?

Ben: um....make a wish man, it's a falling star
: she put out two kids
: doesn't take her job seriously
: doesn't practice, dance or work out

Me: nah i mean i have no idea what happened but mad people are talking about it, so i'm curious
: did she lipsynch?
: i know her career is seriously dying

Ben: she definitely lip synced
: most performances of that size have a backing track
: that they lip sync/sing live on top of
: and she was way fucking off

Me: hahaha

Ben: couldn't even even walk

Me: so she bombed in every way?

Ben: know what kevin federline did that night?
: he had a birthday party for the kids at his house
: britney's parents came
: there was cake
: he's so gettin' custody
: rock on k-fed
: be a father

Tay Zonday's new banger

Do the Can't Dance.

Hair today, gone tomorrow

I chopped it all off. My hair was about 8 inches long. Now it's like 2. I'm happy to be back at the age of 12.

Cupcakin'

Directed by Hyphy Scrilliams.

Check out the SCENERY and the DUCKS.

Chupacabra Terror

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/mythical_chupacabra;_ylt=AgLfieCnBsueUwtssP5vDHxsaMYA

Big ups to MC Nappropriate for the laink.

Recent conversation heard by Anna on UNC campus

Frat dude 1: "So what'd you do last night brah?"

Frat dude 2: "Dude. I actually read last night. I feel like such a fag."